Saturday, May 14, 2005

B's and Ho's

Hey now! So does anyone really read this besides me, and sometimes my dog? If you do, please post a little reply.

ANYWAYS, I am splitting 5 bottles of wine tonight with 2 other people: my wife and a buddy of mine that will go by the name of Tams. I hope I'm not getting too much grease on this keyboard from the pizza we are consuming. That would be a crying shame. The pizza is pretty decent for being from Florida. If you're wondering, we are drinking both Merlot and Cabernet Sauvingnon from a winery called Blackstone. We are also talking about putting together a wine trip to Sonoma Valley in CA. Oh the great times we'll have!!!

UPDDATE!!! Ever wonder how you can get my wife to sleep with you? Well, you're in luck because she just told me... "Order pizza, get me some wine, and play 'Dino - The Essential Dean Martin' CD". Go get 'er ladies!!!

HOLY CRAP I didn't even bring up the new XBox 360!!! I watched the MTV special on it, and it's totally tits! I am starting to save up some cash so that I can pre-order it before it comes out. Hence the PRE order. Oh so much to talk about, but I don't want to bore you any more Dempsey.

Let's end with a famous poem:

Its easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But the man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat

Monday, May 09, 2005

Baby Demps sleeping on a blanket.

Here's Casper, KC's brother. They were both born on my birthday. Different year though. Surprised you didn't know that.

This is our cat, KC Boy. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 05, 2005

What the hell kind of a person has a blog?

So I was taking a dump this afternoon and thought to myself, "what if I went to wipe my butt, and I got poo on my finger, then wiped it on my shirt by accident? Wow that would be something someone would stick in a blog." Or maybe not.

Hey checkout my sister-in-law's-boyfriend's website. He's an interesting cat that loves midget porn, but then again - who doesn't?

Oh yeah, I have a pug, and she is the cutest darned thing in the world. Any other pug lovers out there? I made a little website just for her.

I will update this blog every day. NOT! Ooooh yeah, got you there! This will probably be my only posting ever. Hey, do you want to see a website that should get the award for "most potential to be hilarious, but has faultered miserably thusfar?" Nick Jones everybody. He is a comedic genius, but just won't get his arse in gear. What a maroon.

Mahalo bitches!